If people want to let you go, just let them do it. They may not understand who you are. So don’t play around with fire; don’t give them their cake and let them eat it too. Here is your rule of thumb: they either commit to you or get none of you.

Joey Furjanic, The Heartbreak Hotel: How Long Will You Stay? (via emilylouiseb)

(Source: larmoyante)

sam-mooschester:

this stick figure has no face so why the fuck can I tell exactly what its feeling

(Source: nerdjpg)

asmilinggoddess:

"sir you named your son ‘wolfy mcwolf’ and then pissed off a werewolf. i really dont know what you expected to happen" said the doctors at st mungo’s to lupin’s dad, probably 

A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her.

(via qarinahh)

(Source: quotethat)

breelandwalker:

sushinfood:

vvankinq:

this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.

dear god

i’m 28 and never knew this

WITCHCRAFT

(Source: yodiscrepo)

dynastylnoire:

elodieunderglass:

foxyplaydate:

thatblondeperson:

blaineitontheapplejuicee:

mirijade:

jayrockin:

fahrae:

brootalnoodles:

imgengy:

i paid $150 for this textbook 

what

screams

hot

Better than 50 Shades of Grey.

octopus 

Ok before I realized this was about an octopus…..that was the most terrifyingly disturbing thing I had ever read.

I STARTED LAUGHING WHEN THE MAN HAD FIVE ARMS AND HAVEN’T STOPPED YET

my blog is too much randomized anger and roaring here is octopus sex

I though it said “packet of gum”
don’t’ ask me where I got it from.
I saw the octopus sex thing and went back and reread like O.O ohhhh

dynastylnoire:

elodieunderglass:

foxyplaydate:

thatblondeperson:

blaineitontheapplejuicee:

mirijade:

jayrockin:

fahrae:

brootalnoodles:

imgengy:

i paid $150 for this textbook 

what

screams

hot

Better than 50 Shades of Grey.

octopus 

Ok before I realized this was about an octopus…..that was the most terrifyingly disturbing thing I had ever read.

I STARTED LAUGHING WHEN THE MAN HAD FIVE ARMS AND HAVEN’T STOPPED YET

my blog is too much randomized anger and roaring here is octopus sex

I though it said “packet of gum”

don’t’ ask me where I got it from.

I saw the octopus sex thing and went back and reread like O.O ohhhh

(Source: magnezone)

amoying:

svvitzerland:

svvitzerland:

how do you compliment a girl in french?

bon appetits

madame more like madayum

(Source: toyota)